Home is where the Old folks stay.

Dusty hated the new town. With a fiery fiery passion. So it was set that everyone would move back home that very day. (Okay truth I found out what was causing the glitches and I missed having a town with history)

It was late and Dusty set to work on making here trailer exactly as if they've never left. (Which is true as it's the saved game just before I moved everyone. Darth is now living with some couple in this )

So with this new move back home. Will everyone manage to remain friendly? Or will it cause trouble ?

A huge move

As soon as poor OLD Dusty woke up to discover Duke had gone to bed with his dinner she knew it was time to move. It was one thing if her family couldn't paint portraits or stylized paintings, but to eat with your hand and then go to bed with your dinner plate. Not on her watch. Of course we all know that Dusty could care the least.


 
"I beg your pardon. I care for my children. All 4 of them.


 
*Snort* Um Dusty you had 7 babies.


 
"I'd think I'd remember that. Let's see there's Devin, Dustine, Duke, Dallas, & Whatshisname... The cute dark haired one."


 
Not even close and that was only five names. Now listen closely Dusty, I'm only going to say this once.


 

 
1.) Daisy daughter of Hal Breckenridge

2.) Daffy daughter of Jon Lesson

3.) Dill son of Hal Breckenridge

4.) Dustine daughter of Trigger Broke

5.) Duke son of Jon Lesson

6.) Draco son of Trigger Broke

7.) Darth son of Trigger (but he's now adopted by the Wolff family and we'll never mention him again.)


 

 
"See I was close. Is Draco the cute one that I like?"


 
Yes Dusty, he's the cute one everyone likes. I so wish I could blame Dusty being old or blond for her behaviors. Anyways, back to where we were. Dusty had just moved into a nice home with her children, and the two oldest girls convinced Hal that they too needed to get out of Hillbilly land. But of course Grisby had to follow suit with Hal's two illegitimate babies. So a new town. Sunset Valley awaits the doting family. What will happen now? No one knows. Not even I.

Daisy Rose “Oh woe is me there goes my body” ; The Beginnings

 
It wasn't long before Dusty was getting sick every few hours and feeling nauseous the rest of the time. She knew this didn't bode well.


 
"Bode well? You try throwing up knowing this was the last time you'd be young and looking as hot as I was looking." Scoffs, "Bode well. It was total crap. I was sick puking my guts out. Worried that someone saw what me and Jon did. That Hal would find out. I was going to be a full grown adult in a day and I was pregnant. Then you have an ugly toddler like Daisy and you know you're in for a pile of shit. I even went out and got her hair dyed and extensions hoping it'd pretty her up. It worked for a while."


 
Oh, Dusty don't remind me of the torture you put that girl through. At least you trained her properly while you were on maternity leave. Here's hoping Jon's genes add some cuteness to your next kid. Poor Daisy.


 
"Speaking of which it's time for me to get my prenatal checkup. I really want to give Hal a son."


 
That would imply you'd actually sleep with Hal long enough to conceive a son. Hal's hot, why must you whore around on him.


 
"Because he's lousy in bed and if you think he's hot you screw him. He won't even fulfill my life time wish. IT sucks."


 
You poor baby.


 
*Sniffles* "I know."


 
Moving on. Dusty's stomach has finally settled and she's now got a slight pooch.


 
"Thank god. I can't puke up everything I eat and be ravishing minutes later. It does horrors to my figure. And what do you mean pooch? I'm fucking hot. You're the fat bitch."


 
Have you looked at those rolls on your stomach? You eat for three and then you vomit for one. Maybe it's twins.


 
"Oh god no, not my beautiful body. You know what it does to the tits? Oh wait, that's kind of cool. I was like this small ass B cup. I'm now a large C. It's a free boob job. Maybe I'll be a DD if it's twins"


 
I won't get into the jokes that provides in my head. *Snickers.* Dusty spent time with her newly decorated daughter teaching her the things she needed to know to become a good child. Hal was always busy working, but this time around he noticed the signs of Dusty's pregnancy. He was real good about helping out with training Daisy.


 
"Darn straight. I need my full fourteen hours of sleep and relaxation time."


 
Not now that you're a mother. A shitty one, but there's still no rule to castrate crappy parents… Yet. Maybe once you age up you'll be a better parent.


 
"I'm a wonderful mother. I taught Donna to use the potty within hours of becoming a toddler. She is naked, she has an amazing doll house and her hair looks great."


 
It's Daisy.


 
"Are you sure? Daisy's a pretty name and that girl isn't."


 
I was there. Yes I'm sure.


 
"Fine, whatever you say. Well Ditsy is asleep. I'm going to give Jeb a call for my checkup."


 
DAISY!!!


 
"Yeah yeah yeah, now stop yelling. You'll wake up the brat."


 
Amazing enough Daisy is a wonderful toddler. Not long after the call Jeb arrived. I honestly love him. He got straight to business and after giving Dusty §250 for doing the deed he announced she was having a girl. This was not part of her plan, but she rolled with it and even made sure Jeb left smiling.


 
"Oh god he got old, but he pays be for getting my checkup."


 
Watch it you're going to look just like him someday.


 
"No, you keep those lies to yourself. I will be young and beautiful forever."


 

 

Later that night

"I'm feeling faint. And old. I think I'm dying."

 
Nope Dusty. You just became an adult. Speaking of which what are you doing in the middle of nowhere? Why aren't you home with your family? What were you doing?


 
"Nothing. Stop yelling at me." *Starts crying hysterically*


 
I then noticed a shadowy figure down the hill from her. Who is that?


 
"Oh no one, let's go home now. It's Dribbles birthday and I bought her a cake."


 
Where do you pull these names from? Daisy, its Daisy, like the flower.


 
"Whatever. Can we go now?"


 
Fine. So once she was finally calmed down and shower Dusty pulled out the birthday cake and took Daisy to it. Welcome to school, homework, responsibilities Daisy.


 
"Oh god she's ugly. There's no help here. No pictures from now on. This one's a fubar and I need to fix said mistake stat. Well as soon as this thing gets out of me."


 
It was actually only a few hours before Dusty gave birth to her second daughter Daffy Rose. From here Dusty got very secretive and the photos on her discretion have all been burned.


 
"You kept taking pictures of the ugly one and me while I was in bed. Vengeance will be mine!!!"


 
So from here until I managed to get a new camera for the efforts of tracking this legacy there were only a few pictures taken. But Dusty had indeed followed this vow through and done it with Hal making sure the bells of conception rang before she rolled over and went to sleep.


 
"I made sure to eat healthy too. After two mistakes I needed to get this one right. I had apples for breakfast lunch and dinner. Then my dearest Jeb arrived and we played cowg…"


 
Dusty no!!! I don't need to know. Not that part at least.


 
"Fine. I'm having a boy. Yippy! Now move over you're blocking the TV."


 
I quit. Right now right here, because Dusty you don't own a TV. Good night.

The Maid and The Babysitter

 It was one of the rarities that Dusty and Trigger both had to work, but now that she had aged up she no longer thought she was desirable to other. Trigger had hired a maid upon marrying Dusty, he was a slob and with so many kids in the house they needed the extra help. Before they left they called the local babysitting company. Someone would be over quickly to take care of the little one. I had planned it so my little one didn’t need looking after, but EA disagrees. So my babysitter arrived. Let’s call him Jake. Jake went inside saw that my baby was fast asleep and then went outside to play in the sprinklers. 

When Jake got done, he thought he should go check on the baby again, but once in there a beautiful woman was tidying up around the place. Let’s call her Kate.

When he greeted her she stopped what she was doing and started talking to him. It got very intense fast and they were flirting with each other like there was no tomorrow.

Finally a few hours later she needs to go. But she can’t stop thinking about him. For a teen he was pretty cute. Jake instantly thought about some art that looked like pretty Kate.

But he’d neglected the baby all day who was now awake, hungry and very upset. Could he be forgiven for his bad day? Would Kate talk to him ever again? We’ll never know.

Bambi Broke's Diary Entry 5

OMG Can this night get any crazier? So I managed not to throw up long enough to follow Uncle Trigger tonight. And just like in that gofer movie everything went pretty much like the original time. Except like they ate before they went to the library. Don't ask me why that made everything different. It must be a fat cow thing.  I mean she's like a huge beach ball.  Whoever called her the hottest YA in Riverside must have been staring at her tits because those are the only thing bigger then her stomach.

So I followed her and stupid Uncle Trigger to the library. And there they are all flirting and kissing *gags* Okay so this goes on for ages. And ages.... Annnnnd AGES!!!!!  Finally the fat cow has Uncle Trigger all dizzy and light headed form all that disgusting PDA. Now don't get me PDA is fine, but when it's a fat cow PDAing with your uncle, you just want to vomit. So she's like the baby is going to be born any day now and I need to tell the old hussy the truth. I may be abbreviating here but it went pretty much like this. 


I love you and you know that old hag doesn't, break up with her dried up cunt and marry me. ~Fat Cow
You're right, she's horrid in bed these days and never wants to put out after our last mistake. ~ Uncle T.
I love you you sexy thing *Jumps and does him right there.*~ Fat Cow

After that I felt it was safe to go find the old hussy who had gone out to dinner with her man whore, Hal. What I saw made me vomit twice. They were hanging out at the diner making out like two horny teenagers. It was...... Unspeakable. Then the commitmentphobe purposes to her right there. I seriously need to know what that hussy does to get these guys so quickly..... 

Wait, can someone wash my brain out with soap. I just got a nasty visual. Oh gawd someone remove that image from my head. They were all tangled like that too but old and wrinkly. I think I'm going to be sick again.


Okay so Uncle Hal ended up divorcing the old hussy over the phone. And married the fat cow right there in the library. Then they ended up going back to the trailer where the old hussy ended up yelling at her fat cow of a daughter and kicked her and Uncle Trig out. Lucky for fat cow that her spinster sister lives right across the street. So they ran over there and of course the spinster doesn't give a fuck about uncle Hal. He doesn't get artists either. But she told fat cow and him they could live with them.


I'm exhausted after running around all night. I even told Duke I couldn't see him because I was spying on the old cunt. Okay I told him I had female issues and wasn't feeling well but he still wanted to talk to me. Can you believe that?




B.

Bambi Broke's Diary Entry 4

Oh my fucking gawd, you so won't believe who called me today. After all the drama I totally almost forgot to mention it. Duke called me before school this morning. It was so early I swore I was still dreaming. He told me he was no longer going to public school but to some artsy school to explore his talents. Whatever he's beautiful. Does it matter if he's a pansy painter.

He was sorry he missed my birthday and wanted to take me out to dinner to celebrate.  Is this a date? I'm not sure but I'm so fucking excited and can't wait for Saturday.


B.

Bambi Broke's Diary Entry 3

Warning this entry has the C word in it a few times!!!!

 OMG my life is like this tragedy of sorts. So due to some magic spell it's like no one remembers Uncle Trig and Daisy making out in the middle of the library. And everyone including me woke up the morning it happened as if that night never happened. You know, like the movie with the gofer or rabbit. I never watched it the movie is so old. Anyways I'm the guy though. The one who woke up remembering the days past events while the whole town goes about as if it never happened.


It got crazier even still. So Dusty decided on this day that she should go over to her Ex lovers (okay he croaked of old age. Poor Jon Lesson.) place to talk to her Ex husband ad ask him for forgiveness. Yes Hal is living in the same house Dusty *shudders* conceived a couple of her kids. I don't want to think about that Hussy's fraternizing. Bleh!!!! Anyways it came out in Jon's will that Daffy and Duke are his kids and they got his house. Which just happened to be across the street from Dusty's  *scoffs* trailer. You wonder how Hal never noticed his Ex wife spending many of her nights across the street from their place. Anyways after the divorce and Hal left with Daisy and Daffy it was brought to light that Daffy indeed wasn't his, but Hal loved her like a daughter and getting a mansion like that probably helped heal some wounds.


Okay okay back to the story. So everyone woke up like nothing happened, Dusty this time around left little Draco home alone to walk across the street to "talk" to Hal. Seriously she hasn't been touched except that one fubar time since she became an old hussy.  And we all know it's not personality that makes these men marry her. So anyways. Daisy is all look mommy I'm pregnant, you're going to be a grandma. Dusty the blond twat she is asks Dusty if she wants to move back home. Yes!!! That's what I said. What the fuck you stupid cunt. Your daughter is fucking your husband!!!! Daisy agreed and now the house is just aching with tension as Trigger just got home to discover his step-daughter/ lover *throws up a lit... lot*  is living with them. Dusty still has her eyes on bedding Hal. Cunt! 

Trigger took Daisy out to dinner "to get to know"  her a bit more. Puh-leaze.  Like that's not a clue, but oh no Dusty fully agreed. Probably in hopes of fucking Hal. Ewwww!!!! That's it for now as I can't stomach the rest right now. 


B.


P.S. Daffy is still living at Jon Lesson's place. Other then being the makings of an old maid I think she's happy. But I don't really give a shit.




Letters form Rae; So yesterday I had some game difficulties which took forever to solve in a very simple way but when I did I lost the Riverside game. I had thought I'd saved a back up, but upon inspection I did not. But I had an older back up saved. So I had to start pretty much as if all my fun drama never happened. I plan to fix that though ;) Poor Bambi.