Bambi Broke's Diary Entry 1

Dear Diary, It's Bambi Broke. 

Uncle Trigger hasn't talked to mom in ages. They used to get along and he was cool until he married that old slut Dusty Rose. Now he's stuck with her because our family doesn't believe in divorce. Noooo Sirry we'd rather date around like my folk or  marry really old skanks like uncle Trigger. My cousin, Tubs, didn't even get to know his mother as she died of old age when he was just a baby. Puh-leaze. But what do you expect from such a hick ass town?


I know I shouldn't be such a bitch though especially since I like this boy, Duke,  we were good friends until he grew up. Then we lost touch. But I just became a teen and I hope he remembers me. Because I plan on him being my first kiss. I know I'm no better then his hussy mother, but he has this hair. *sighs* If I can kiss him just once I promise not to be such a bitch to his mother. Ever!!! Cross my heart. 


B.

P.S. Did I mention he's an artist too. And he sings. XOXO